07/11/2005 Posted @ 10:51 PM PD/ST: "Is it here yet?"

Heard from inside the GIR's computer, as I whine, "Is it here yet? Is it here yet? Whatdoyamean I gotta wait for the 18th to take delivery?"

Listen UPS, I Want My Digital Camera NOW, Right This Very Instant. I want to walk out the door tomorrow morning and trip over a box from New York City that has my name on it and a digital camera inside.

Hello?

Is this thing on?

I don't think there's anyone back there.